I've started learning Hebrew. For example, I recently learned that "circumcision" is a Hebrew word meaning "God fucked up."
In order to avoid further offending niggers, rednecks, or juries, such engineering shall henceforth be called off-the-cuff engineering.
At the risk of being declared a racist...when will caucasians be placed on the endangered species list?
If I'd known it was going to be that kind of party, I'd have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.
Can someone please reconcile foreodination, predestination, and free will for me? I'm a little confused on the issue.
Why am I told by comfortable, prosperous people that comfort and prosperity are tools of the "enemy" that they are supposedly fighting? How does one define "comfort and prosperity"? Isn't that largely based on current societal standards and environment?
Every father of a child is a motherfucker. Nearly everyone, over a certain age, has had a dick in their hand. But try not to think about it.
A partial explanation for my deep seated cynicism....the realization that prostitution is a more openly honest vocation than most of the "above board" jobs I've held, is most likely less thankless, and I STILL have to give my pimp 1/4 of my paycheck. And I don't even get a reach around. Go team USA.
Before I read the Bible, charity for me was a truly selfless act. It may not have been much, but what I gave was given without thought of personal gain or subjugation of those I gave to. Romans 12:20 ruined that. Now all I can think of, when I give, is this....who, precisely, is in charge of the dispensation of hot coals, and from whom are you receiving your rewards when you give in this manner
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